2005-05-15

The Top 10 Things to Do While Watching Canada Lose the Gold

10. Marvel at how much Patrick Marleau looks like actor Matthew Fox ("Jack" from Lost)

9. Put in the 2005 World Cup DVD and watch that instead.

8. Put in the 2002 Olympic Hockey Gold Medal DVD and watch that instead.

7. Try using the Force to help Canada score a goal (if it doesn't work, it's only because they're too far away. Honest.)

6. Check on the score of the Jays game.

5. Drink a shot every time Pierre McGuire begins to yell during his commentary (caution: you will get drunk)

4. Drink a shot every time a pass misses its target by more than three feet (caution: you will get even drunker)

3. For more of a mental challenge: given the teams represented by the players in that game, and assuming there was currently an NHL season, which teams would still be in the playoffs? (To raise the difficulty factor, do this after having performed numbers 4 and 5)

2. Watch the highlights from the Russia/Sweden bronze medal game.

1. Think up a "Top 10" list to post on your blog.



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