Well, as awful as the Mighty Ducks' announcers may be - and who'da thunk that they wouldn't have amazing announcers for a fantastic hockey market like that? - the Los Angeles Kings have gotten sick of Sean Avery's antics anyway, and are ditching him. And I don't mean at the season's end; I mean right now. Avery was asked to participate in a drill in Wednesday's team practice, and he refused; he was then told to leave the ice. He then met with GM Dave Taylor and interim coach John Torchetti, and subsequently did not accompany the team on a road trip to Phoenix.

Kings fans rejoice! He's somebody else's problem now...so fans of the other 29 teams, start cringing in fear. He could be yours.